Inane dispatches from......well, somewhere.......

mjskia1 @ 2005-12-24T22:25:00

2005-12-25T03:22:45Z

Well, it's a relief to be out of school, isn't it? I don't know about the rest of you, but I plan on spending this winter break after Christmas relaxing at home as well as spending much more time than I have available during the year with Vanessa. (I'd also like to work out exactly how I burned through $100 in the last forty-eight hours, but that's not really in the Christmas spirit, is it?) I'd also like to thank everyone who came yesterday, as well as mildly castigate those who failed to provide a justification for their absence. Tsk tsk. I think the party went well, and I especially like the wonderful watch Vanessa gave me (and not a gift of an entirely different ilk, as some—Robbie—are wont to suspect). Regardless, may this holiday season find you and the clichéd "yours" well (not that you shouldn't be well the other eleven months of the year). Happy whatever.

mjskia1 @ 2005-12-13T20:17:00

2005-12-14T01:16:51Z

Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today;
I wish that man would go away.

My MIT letter is doing exactly the same thing....

mjskia1 @ 2005-12-12T20:18:00

2005-12-13T01:16:10Z

All that freaking out and IT DIDN'T COME TODAY.

mjskia1 @ 2005-10-27T19:19:00

2005-10-27T23:18:04Z

And power has been restored here in West Boca as of Thursday afternoon. Ice and hot showers are on the house.

Edit I (10/29, 5:20pm EDT): And it lasts for 12 hours before going out again. The ice and hot showers will have to wait, folks.

mjskia1 @ 2005-10-05T23:12:00

2005-10-06T03:11:54Z

Not a-fucking-nother one....

Seriously, folks. This is getting downright absurd.

mjskia1 @ 2005-07-07T14:06:00

2005-07-07T18:07:07Z

mjskia1 @ 2005-04-25T20:44:00

2005-04-26T00:45:02Z

mjskia1 @ 2005-01-22T15:33:00

2005-01-22T20:37:47Z

Apparently, there are no two-way streets in Norway.

Sophomores: I talked to Mr. Morone yesterday. He'd never heard my name before. Care to clarify?

And I'm very glad to see that there were no major outbreaks of foot-in-mouth disease this week. (Actually, I'm not, because I had all these great one-liners ready to go. Or not. Kinda lame one-liners, really.)

mjskia1 @ 2004-12-22T20:32:00

2004-12-23T01:40:10Z

Er, just sort of a general question, does anyone actually have anything positive going on in their lives? I mean, after going over my friends page it seems that everyone has been afflicted with a darkness of the soul. (I've got it too, in case you weren't worried. And no, it isn't about the B or C I probably got on the Spanish exam. I actually had a medium-sized rant all worked out for it, but my heart wasn't in it. I forgot some of it too.)

Today in the news...

2004-12-05T16:04:43Z

Cute. Naïve, but cute.

mjskia1 @ 2004-10-27T19:39:00

2004-10-27T23:42:38Z

One year.

Wow.

Honestly, I can't believe it. Really, I can't.

Happy anniversary, Jeanette, and here's for many more.

mjskia1 @ 2004-10-16T21:35:00

2004-10-17T01:37:23Z

No, crazy people don't naturally gravitate towards marching bands! I swear! Honest!

Edit: Expanding on this theme...

Today in the news...

2004-09-15T23:15:35Z

The person who let this happen is a MORON. No questions asked.

mjskia1 @ 2004-09-10T21:38:00

2004-09-11T01:37:11Z

I am worried that my family is going to pot.

When my mother yells and screams about some minor trivial detail, I do not worry about my family.

When my father decides to go and play catch or go for a walk in the middle of a hurricane, I do not worry about my family.

When the trust that both of them hold in their eldest son (that's me, folks) suddenly and precipitously drops to zero because his girlfriend is over, I do not worry about my family.

But when my six-year-old brother tries to remove the girlfriend's clothes, then I worry about my family.

Public Service Announcement

2004-09-02T00:58:13Z

Well, ladies and gents, it's a fine evening today in my LiveJournal Nobody-Has-Any-Idea-What-The-Hell-Is-Going-On Are-We-In-Frantic-Emergency-Mode-Or-Not Information Center About Various Things That A Really Big Glorified Thunderstorm-Of-Doom Named Francis (Because All The Macho Names Were Taken) Is Causing To Happen And Not Happen. In case you hadn't heard, nobody has any idea whether or not school is going to happen tomorrow. Here we have:

Sources That Say We Have Half A Day Of School Tomorrow:

Sources That Say School's Cancelled Tomorrow:

Obsolete: Channel 4 -- Apparently they say it's off now
Obsolete: The School Board, in a press release, possibly from this afternoon
Update: At 9:15, the Board seems to have removed all mention of Frances from the School District web site. Odd. Or maybe the site just went under under the load.
Update: Now, at 9:20, the site is loading really slowly, but no sign of any hurricane notice.

The Palm Beach Post
The Miami Herald
The Sun-Sentinel
Channel 4
NBC Channel 5 (WPTV)
ABC Channel 25 (WPBF)
CBS Channel 12 (WPEC)
NewsRadio 1290 AM (WJNO)
My mother's friend who works at Eagles' Landing
The (hold on now) friend of the mother of a friend, who (the friend of the mother, that is) is a nurse for the School District

My Verdict: Off.

Aside (10:35): Okay, I've had enough of this. School's off, I'm tired, and the whole crisis-show-up-to-an-empty-school-or-not panic has passed, so I'm out.

More info? Confirmation or denial? Leave a comment! Please! I'm depending on you, my loyal readers!

mjskia1 @ 2004-08-30T20:32:00

2004-08-31T00:30:41Z

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mjskia1 @ 2004-08-20T16:40:00

2004-08-20T20:36:35Z

I thought I was finally going to make it through a year of Spanish class without being called Miguel.

But I was wrong. I am now Miguel, Bajo del Pelo. (Translation: Miguel, Under the Hair.)

C'est la vie. Rather, esto es la vida.

mjskia1 @ 2004-08-10T12:45:00

2004-08-10T16:41:19Z

Public Service Announcement:
So it IS true...

mjskia1 @ 2004-08-09T00:29:00

2004-08-09T04:47:23Z

I sit here writing this roughly 30,000 feet over what I believe is Montana. Or maybe South Dakota. Both of my hands are covered with ink, and my last large meal was ten and a half hours ago. It is now 10:30 PM, Pacific time. (For those of you playing along at home, Pacific time is three hours behind Eastern time. So it's 1:30 AM back home, which, curiously, is where my biological clock is still tuned. But still I sit up, slaving over this plog for your enjoyment. Thank me later. [Editor's Note: Now -- that is, August -- would be good.]) And, unfortunately, the steady drone of the plane's engines means that Rick Wakeman and the London Symphony Orchestra sound decidedly out of tune. Finally, adding insult to injury

UNDER CONSTRUCTION (Translation: I didn't feel like finishing it.)

I suppose I'd better get around to those travelogues, hadn't I?

2004-08-09T04:16:31Z

Intro: Come one, come all!
Hello, and welcome to you all! Come one, come all, the anonymous, faceless community of my LiveJournal friends, and, quite possibly, random stalkers! Welcome, welcome! Welcome to what I hope become the extremely (though I'll settle for mildly) interesting and amusing travel journal of Michael's misadventures in the great province of British Columbia, Canada. Who knows what may happen? (Not me, that's for sure.) Indeed, it will all (well, at least the bits that I feel comfortable about having the whole bloody world read) be here, in my plog! (Er, that would be the pen-and-paper blog, since my mother has decided it would be nice to cut me off from the outside world for two weeks.)
Editor's Note: I had a bit here about how I needed to sharpen my poison-pen skills, but it made me sound like a really mean old bastard. So I took it out. Enjoy!

Editor's Note: Enjoy this while you can, because within 24 hours I'll decide that this is a piece of shit and rewrite it completely. I thought you guys deserved a heads-up.

mjskia1 @ 2004-08-02T19:08:00

2004-08-03T00:02:13Z

AP Chem -- Swanson

AP Calc AB -- Will

AP English -- Schillit

AP Spanish -- Halcomb

Band -- Lerner

AP U.S. History -- Hall

AP Physics B -- Perry

Edit: Okay, it's fixed!

mjskia1 @ 2004-08-02T19:03:00

2004-08-02T23:01:32Z

Buuuuuuuggeeerrrrrr!!!!!!!

Blooooooodyyyyyy loooooooooooooooonyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

There. Now I feel much better.

And, if you hadn't noticed, I'm back. A day late. Never ever fly American, especially on Sundays.

mjskia1 @ 2004-07-16T10:04:00

2004-07-16T14:02:49Z

A quick dispatch to let you all know that I will completely unavailable basically until the start of band camp. See, my parents are taking all of us on this little thing called a vacation, where we get to spend two weeks in British Columbia. Yay. Anyway, I may me able to check my web e-mail (it's the one displayed on my user info, not the one you probably know), but don't count on it.

If all goes well, I may actually be dedicated enough to get some write-up of this on here. You never know......

mjskia1 @ 2004-07-14T21:13:00

2004-07-15T01:09:47Z

I've been listening to the new Air America (that's liberal talk radio) station broadcasting out of Miami (940 AM if you care to tune in; the signal's rather weak where I am though). And I've discovered something about myself.

I really don't like talk radio.

Then again, I'd probably like Limbaugh & Co. a thousand times less, but there you go.

Editor's Note: If you really actually want to listen to it, it's probably best to use the live stream on the Air America website.

Today in the news...

2004-07-07T16:17:50Z

Dewey defeats Gephardt!